I was trying to follow this perfect blog but instead i saw this

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throwing you rubbish in the bin in front of the whole class & getting it in.

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Do you ever feel like your ceiling fan is spinning so fast that it’s going to fly off the ceiling and the blades will behead you

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• Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
• Boy: I know.
• Girl: I love you!
• Boy: I love you more!
• *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
• Girl: Where is he?
• Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
• Girl: (Starts crying)
• Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

why are 14 year olds pregnant and i cant get a high-five from a boy

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